A Snip Here, A Snip There.....

Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each
other.  The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are
you in here for?"

The second kid said, "I'm in here to get my tonsils
out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry
about. I had that done to me once.  They put you to
sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of
Jell-O and ice cream.  It's a piece of cake!"

The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"

The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a
circumcision."

The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was
born.  I couldn't walk for a year!"

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