The Tight Skirt

A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was
too tight and she couldn't step up.  She reached
behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried
again.

The skirt was still too tight.  She reached behind her
and lowered the zipper some more.

She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the
zipper a third time.  All of a sudden, she felt two
hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto
the bus.

She spun around, with anger in her eyes and said very
indignantly to the man behind her, "Sir, I do not know
you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!!"

The man smiled coyly and said,  "Lady, I don't know
you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times
either!!"

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