There is a new virus going around, called
  "WORK." If you receive any sort of "work" at all,
  whether via email, internet or simply handed to
  you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
 
  This has been circulating around our
  building for months and those who have been
  tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have
  found that their social life is deleted and their
  brain ceases to function properly.
 
  If you do encounter "work" via email or are
  faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the
  virus, send an email to your boss with the words
  "I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to the
  pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten
  by your brain. If you receive "work" in paper-
  document form, simply lift the document and drag
  the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat
  and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two
  friends and order three pints of beer (or rum
  punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you
  will find that "work" will no longer be of any
  relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the
  greatest cartoon ever.
 
  Send this message to everyone in your
  address book. If you do NOT have anyone in your
  address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has
  already corrupted your life.

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