A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar.
   
    He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you
    wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
   
    The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you
    should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 lb., and
    I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman
    sitting next to me is 6'2",  weighs 220 lb., and she's an
    ex-professional wrestler.
    Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5", weighs 250 lb., and she's a
    current professional kick boxing champion.
    Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
   
    The guy thinks about it a second and says, "No, not if I'm going
    to have to explain it three times."

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