Two racehorses are in a bar. "Yesterday" says the first one "I was running last in this race, and then suddenly out of no where came this WHAM BAM, and suddenly I was in the lead, and I won the race." That's strange" says the second one, "'cos last week I was running last in a race and then suddenly out of no where came this WHAM BAM, and suddenly I was in the lead, and I won the race." Then a sheepdog walks over to them and says "I don't mean to interfere, but I couldn't help but hear what you just said. You Know a funny thing happened to me earlier today. I was rounding up some sheep, but they were not moving at all, then all of a sudden, WHAM BAM, and all the sheep started running straight for the barn at the other side of the field. "Bugger me," says the first horse, "A talking dog".
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