Two racehorses are in a bar.
  "Yesterday" says the first one "I was running last in this race, and 
  then suddenly out of no where came this WHAM BAM, and suddenly I was in the
  lead, and I won the race."
  That's strange" says the second one, "'cos last week I was running last 
  in a race and then suddenly out of no where came this WHAM BAM, and 
  suddenly I was in the lead, and I won the race."
  Then a sheepdog walks over to them and says "I don't mean to interfere,
  but I couldn't help but hear what you just said. You Know a funny thing
  happened to me earlier today. I was rounding up some sheep, but they 
  were not moving at all, then all of a sudden, WHAM BAM, and all the sheep
  started running straight for the barn at the other side of the field.
  "Bugger me," says the first horse, "A talking dog".

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