Paddy and Murphy have decided to take part in some adventurous sports. 
  So they walk to the top of a hill, and when they get there Paddy pulls two
  budgies from his pocket. He then holds them above his head, they stasrt
  flpping thier wings like mad, and he begins to jump his way down the 
  hill.
  Murphuy then pulls two parrots from his pocket, and again raises them
  above his head, were they start flapping thier wings. This time though, he 
  jumps in the air, and the parrots just about keep him airborne. Paddy down 
  below then takes out his twelve bore and shoots both parrots. Murphy fall to 
  the ground and lands next to Paddy.
  "Well I don't know about you" says Murphy "But if you ask me this
  Budgie-Jumping and Parrot-Shooting is well over hyped.
 

  Paddy and Murphy are in a plane, when the captain makes an anouncment 
  over the tannoy.
  "Ladies and Gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts as we are about to
  experience a little turbulence".
  Paddy turns to Murphy and says "Murphy. If the plane turns up side down,
  will we fall out?"
  "No" says Murphy. "Just 'cos the plane goes up side down, doesn't mean
  that we can't still be friends."
 

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