What did Gary Glitter teach Lester Piggott?
  How to ride a three year old.
 
  Gary Glitter and his girlfriend have gone down to Blockbuster to get a
  movie. She asks him what he would like to get.
  "What about getting Alladin?" he suggests.
  She then replies "Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble
  already."
 
  What do a fat bird, and a moped have in coomon?
  They're both okay, unitl your mates see you riding them.
 
  What does ET stand for?
  'Cos he ain't got a chair.
 
  Did you hear about the magic tractor?
  It went down the road and turned into a field.
 
  What do you call two gay Irishmen?
  John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
 

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