What did Gary Glitter teach Lester Piggott? How to ride a three year old. Gary Glitter and his girlfriend have gone down to Blockbuster to get a movie. She asks him what he would like to get. "What about getting Alladin?" he suggests. She then replies "Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already." What do a fat bird, and a moped have in coomon? They're both okay, unitl your mates see you riding them. What does ET stand for? 'Cos he ain't got a chair. Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field. What do you call two gay Irishmen? John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
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