doggy quotes -- I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. (Penny Ward Moser) The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch. (Michael Friedman) A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. (Robert Benchley) Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? (unknown) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. (unknown) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. (August Strindberg) No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. (Fran Lebowitz) Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! (Anne Tyler) I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. (Rita Rudner) Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. (Ann Landers) Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. (Robert A. Heinlein) When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. (Edward Abbey) Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. (unknown)
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