God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it.  I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South
America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot
spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over
there is a continent of black people,"

God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in
ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small land
mass and said "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God.  "That's Britain, the most glorious place on Earth.
There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams, and hills.
The people from Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and
humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world.
They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and
they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of
peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
"What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied
wisely,
"Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next to them in France."

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