There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was
very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find
a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely
gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it
became obvious that she was interested in him too. But this guy was
a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was
still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for
it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl. He
planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself
to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when
Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her
off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and
then ran off smiling and singing.......











get ready, it's a cracker.............













I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"

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