MENS' ENGLISH -------------
 
  I'm hungry = I'm hungry
 
  I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
 
  I'm tired = I'm tired
 
  Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
  you
 
  Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
  you
 
  Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
 
  May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
 
  Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
 
  You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
 
  What's wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it
  now?
 
  What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
 
  I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
 
  I love you = Let's have sex now
 
  I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex.
 
  Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am deep then maybe sex?
 
  Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
  with others.

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