10 Bizarre Excuses Given to Policemen
1. I don't even have a driver's license, so why do I have to obey the traffic laws?
2. It's the car's fault-I can't control it anymore
3. I'm almost out of gas and I was rushing to get to a gas station the tank runs dry
4. This isn't even my car. How was I supposed to know how fast it was going?
5. I sometimes drive this fast just to meet policemen.
6. I'm being chased by UFOs.
7. I was just trying to get these books back before they're overdue at the library.
8. The car runs so well that 70 mph only seems like 40.
9. My wife kept yelling, "Faster, faster-we're going to be late!" give her the
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10. Mel Gibson always drives like that in the movies.