An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping
in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on
the bed in a
skimpy night-gown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just
cooperate with
anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you
like it.
Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I m so relieved you feel
that way, because he just told me
he thinks you are really cute!"