At The Latex Factory

A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop,
he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop! noise.
"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide.
"The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.
"Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured.
The machine makes a noise: 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop!"
"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour, "I understand what the
'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop!' every so often?"
"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the
guide.
"It pokes a hole in every fourth condom." "Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

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