The Same Hole
Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's going to
divorce his wife.
"Good grief" says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know -why on
earth would you want to
divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?" "Well"
replies Fred, "Truth be known
I'm just bored with pokin' the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm
hankerin' for a bit of variety."
Jim: "Well if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now
and again?"
Fred: "What - and have a house full of kids???"