BUMPER STICKERS TO RELATE TO....

>> If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You
>> 1,000,000 Sperm And YOU Were The Fastest??
>> Jesus Loves You, The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot.
>> Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!
>> HANG UP AND DRIVE!
>> Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It!
>> Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
>> I Have The Body Of A God .......... Buddha
>> This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
>> If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
>> This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates
>> Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
>> Honk If Anything Falls Off
>> He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
>> He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit
>> I Haven't Lost My Mind - It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

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