Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly
gates.
St Peter says: "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six
months to
go back to Earth and be anyone you want" .
The first nun says: "I want to be Sophia Loren" and POOF she's gone.
The second says: "I want to be Madonna" and POOF she's gone.
The third says: "I want to be Sara Pipalini" .St Peter looks perplexed.
"Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini" replies the nun.
St Peter shakes his head and says: "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell.
"
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says:
"No Sister, this says: 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men'!"