A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she
was pregnant.  The young lady had been married ten years and wanted a
baby very badly.  As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt
that she had to share the good news with someone.  The gentleman
sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the good news
with. "Sir," she said, "I just received the best news you could ever
imagine. I have to share with someone or I'll bust."  She told him the
news that she was pregnant.  The man shared her enthusiasm as he
shared his experience.  He said he was a farmer and had problems with
his hens laying eggs.  He stated that he went out to the henhouse one
morning and all his hens had laid eggs.  He was so happy, he added
"but confidentially, I changed cocks." The newly pregnant woman
responded, "Confidentially, me too."

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