Cork Radio Station (in Ireland), 96 FM, was running a competition to find
 contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any
 English Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that
 would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali for a week.
 
 The DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two standing out:
 
 DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
 Caller: Hi, me name's Dave.
 DJ: Dave, what is your word?
 Caller: Goan, spelt G O A N, pronounced "go-an"
 DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, "goan"
 is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next
 question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that
 would make logical sense?
 Caller: Goan f#*# yourself!
 
 At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no
 place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more
 unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:
 
 DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
 Caller: Hi, me name's Jeff.
 DJ: Jeff, what is your word?
 Caller: Smee, spelt S M E E, pronounced "smee".
 DJ: We are checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, "smee" is
 certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next
 question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that
 in that would
 make logical sense?
 
 Caller: Smee again! Goan f#*# yourself!

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