The office zodiac

 Instead of star signs, what's your business sign?

 Marketing: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to
 avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and
 socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now.
 Least compatible with sales.

 Sales: Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a
 degree." You are also self centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you
 and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers instead content to completely control everything that happens at your
 so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your
 golf game throughout your life.

 Technology: Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are
 workplace. Often even you don't understand what you are saying but who can
 tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

 Engineering: One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is
 said that 90% of all personal ads are placed by engineers.

 Accounting: The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly
 immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the
 organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the
 majority of rumours concerning you say that you are completely insane.

 Human resources: Ironically, given your access to confidential
 information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the
 only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return
 any calls today because you have to get a haircut and eat lunch.

 Management and middle management: Catty, cut-throat, yet completely
 spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of
 your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth
 by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Romantically
 compatible with other middle managers as everyone in you social circle is
 a middle manager.

 Senior management: See above. Same sign, different title.

 Customer service: Cheery, positive, you are a bus ride away from taking
 your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little
 cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "customer
 service". Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to
 sleep with your manager.

 Consultant: Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid
 revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that
 your skills are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with
 any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity
 contemplating these career opportunities without ever taking direct
 action.

 Headhunter: As a person that profits from the success of others, you are
 disdained by most people who actually work for a living. Paid on
 commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks
 correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.

 Partner, president or CEO: You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to
 understand complex systems such as the fax machine suggests the latter.

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