Subject: Booze
 
 I feel sorry for people who don't
 drink. When they wake up in the
 morning, that's as good as they're
 going to feel all day.
 --Frank Sinatra
 
 Always do sober what you said
 you'd do drunk. That will teach you
 to keep your mouth shut.
 --Ernest Hemingway
 
 You're not drunk if you can lie on
 the floor without holding on.
 --Dean Martin
 
 Drunk is feeling sophisticated
 when you can't say it.
 --Anonymous
 
 Time is never wasted when you're
 wasted all the time.
 -Catherine Zandonella
 
 Reality is an illusion that occurs
 due to lack of alcohol.
 --Anonymous
 
 A woman drove me to drink and I
 didn't even have the decency to
   thank her.
 
 What contemptible scoundrel has stolen
 the cork to my lunch?
 --W.C. Fields
 
 Beauty lies in the hands of the
 beer holder.
   --Anonymous
 
 Work is the curse of the drinking
 classes.
 --Oscar Wilde
 
 When I read about the evils of
 drinking, I gave up reading.
 --Henny Youngman
 
 Life is a waste of time, time is a
 waste of life, so get wasted all
 of the time and have the time of
 your life.
 -- Michelle Mastrolacasa
 
 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a
 case. Coincidence?
 -Stephen Wright
 
 Beer is proof that God loves us
 and wants us to be happy.
 --Benjamin Franklin
 
 Without question, the greatest
 invention in the history of mankind
 is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
 wheel was also a fine invention,
 but the wheel does not go nearly as
 well with pizza.
 --Dave Barry
 
 I drink to make other people
 interesting.
 -George Jean Nathan

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