HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX ***
              Accountants do it with Double Entry
              Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
              Ambulance drivers cum quicker
              Australians do it Down Under
              Bankers do it with interest
              Bartenders do it on the Rocks
              Chess players check their Mates
              Cops do it with cuffs
              DJs do it on request
              Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
              Dentists do it orally
              Detectives do it under cover
              Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
              Engineers do it to specification
              Firemen do it with a big hose
              Frank Sinatra does it his way
              Garbagemen cum twice a week
              Gardeners do it in the bushes
              Gas attendants Pump all day
              Housewives do it for an allowance
              Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
              Landlords do it every 1st of the month
              Mountain Climbers like to be on top
              Pianists touch, tickle, and titilate!
              Pizza delivery men cum in 30 minutes or it's free
              Truckers do it on the road
              Travel Agents do it in lots of different places
              Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
              Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
              Zoologists do it with animals

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