BEEJESUS

Paddy & Mick are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no
money to get a taxi and have missed their last bus home and find
themselves staggering all over the place outside the bus depot.

Paddy has a brainwave and says to Mick "Get in there and steal a bus
so we can drive home and I'll stay out here in case the police arrive.

Mick duly breaks into the garage and is gone for 20 minutes while Paddy
is wondering what the hell he is doing. Eventually Paddy sticks his head
around the door and sees Mick looking at the numbers on the front of
each bus as he runs from bus to bus.

"What the hell are you doing Mick, get a move on!" to which Mick replies
"I can't find a No.7 anywhere Paddy" Whereupon Paddy, holding his hands
to his head in disbelief shouts "You feckin' edgit Mick, steal a No.9
and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way.

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