Sleeping On The Job

 BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9.  "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
  time management course you sent me to."
8.  "Whew!  Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got
  here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission statement and
  envisioning a new paradigm."
6.  "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
  stress.  Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me?  I had almost figured out a solution to
  our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk
1  " ... in Jesus' name.  Amen."

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