True Story

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation
in Florida.  His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet
him there the next day.  When he reached his hotel in Florida, he
decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of
paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to
type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note
was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had
passed away only the day before.  When the grieving widow checked her
e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and
fell to the floor in a dead faint.  At the sound, her family rushed into
the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE:  JUST GOT CHECKED IN.  EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR
ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

P.S.  SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

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