Emotions Party

  A man decides to have a party and invites lots of people, telling
  them to bring their friends.  On the invitation he  puts
  "themed party - come as a human emotion".
  On the night of the party the first guest arrives and he
  opens the door to see a bloke covered in green paint with
  the letters N and V painted on his chest.
  He says to this guy "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have
  you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy".
  The host says,"I love it, come on in and join the
  party".
  A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for
  the third time and the host opens the door to
  see two french guys, stark naked, one with his
  penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other
  with his penis stuck in a pear.
  The host is really shocked and says "Christ, guys, what
  the hell do you think you look like, you could get arrested
  for standing like that out here in the street.  What emotion
  is this supposed to be?"
  The first guy replies (in a strong french accent), "Well, I'm
  fucking disgusted and my friend here has come in despair."

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