Office Prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may
be connected to the arse that i might have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursay
5% on Fridays
and help me to remember.........................
When i`m having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to fuck off.