A Railway Joke
Old Bill was retiring from the railways and at his leaving do was persuaded by his boss to tell of his most memorable experience. "Well," said Bill, "Coming home after a few beers at the union bar me and a couple of mates decided to take a short cut across the railway sidings and found a naked twenty year old woman tied to the tracks. Well we tossed a coin for her and I ended up taking her home. Well I had her this way and that, it was the best sex I ever had." His boss patted him on the back and asked, "Go on then what did she look like?" Old Bill looked at him and shrugged, "Oh I don't know we never found 'er 'ead!"