A black guy, a white guy and a Chinese guy get jobs working at a
stone quarry. On their first day of work, the foreman takes them
out to the quarry and assigns them jobs. He hands the black guy a
sledgehammer and says "I want you to break these rocks into pebbles".
He hands the white guy a burlap sack and says "When he gets done
breaking the rock, I want you to put the pebbles in this sack".He
turns to the Chinese guy and says "You will be in charge of the
supplies", and leaves them to their work.

The foreman returns a few hours later to find only one sack full
of pebbles. "Why is there only one full sack?" he asks angrily.
The white guy replied, "The Chinese fella disappeared into those
bushes over there,the second you left and he hasn't come out yet".
The foreman storms over to the shrubbery, yelling for the Chinese
man to come out at once.

All of a sudden the Chinese man springs up out of the bushes and
yells: "Supplies!!"

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