A group of Irish gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods
they will employ in robbing a bank.  After a lot of thought they all agreed on
the way to go about it.
 
In the wee hours of the following  morning they meet and embarked on 
their plans to get rich. Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the 
internal security system get under way immediately. The robbers, expecting to find
one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, were more than
surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically
throughout the bank. The first safe's combination was cracked, and inside
the robbers found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
"Well," said one robber to another, "at least we got a bite to eat."
They opened up the second safe and it also contained nothing but vanilla
pudding, and the process continued until all the safes were opened and
there was not one dollar, a diamond, nor an ounce of gold to be found.
Instead, all the safes contained containers of pudding. Disappointed, 
each of the mobsters made a quiet exit,
leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.
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 The following morning, a Dublin newspaper headline read:
 
 "IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING........."

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