Various Anagrams

TONY BLAIR PM - I'M TORY PLAN B

VIRGINIA BOTTOMLEY - I'M AN EVIL TORY BIGOT

MICHAEL HESELTINE - ELECT HIM, HE'S ALIEN

THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT - LOONIES FAR UP THE THAMES

FRANCOIS MITTERAND - MAD STRAIN OF CRETIN

PERFORMANCE RELATED PAY - MERE END OF YEAR CLAPTRAP

DAME AGATHA CHRISTIE - I AM A RIGHT DEATH CASE

THE OPEN UNIVERSITY - INTRUSIVE NEOPHYTE

ACORN COMPUTERS - CRAP TO CONSUMER

BENSON AND HEDGES - NHS BEEN A GODSEND

EASTENDERS - NEEDS A REST

HOME AND AWAY - AHA..YAWN MODE

ELDORADO - REAL DODO

SELINA SCOTT - ELASTIC SNOT

ACTORS - SCROTA

ROBERT DENIRO - ERROR ON BIDET

RITA HAYWORTH - HOT HAIRY WART

SIR ALEC GUINNESS - CLEARING SINUSES

MEL GIBSON - BIG MELONS

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - HE'S GROWN LARGE 'N' CRAZED

KYLIE MINOGUE - I LIKE 'EM YOUNG

GLORIA ESTEFAN - LARGE FAT NOISE

CHRIS REA - RICH ARSE

MARTI PELLOW - ILL TAPEWORM

MADONNA, THE MATERIAL GIRL - REAL DIM MAN-EATING  HARLOT

DIEGO MARADONA - O DEAR, I'M A GONAD

MARTINA NAVRATILOVA - VARIANT RIVAL TO A MAN

GABRIELA SABATINI - INSATIABLE AIR BAG

IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME - O MY TERRIBLE DRAINS BELOW

BODDINGTONS, THE CREAM OF MANCHESTER - BODDINGTONS STOMACH ACHE FERMENTER

STELLA ARTOIS, REASSURINGLY EXPENSIVE - PINT 'O' LAGER VIRTUALLY ERASES
SEXINESS

PENTIUM PROCESSOR - COMPUTERISES PORN

MOTORWAY SERVICE CENTRE - I EAT CORONARY VOMIT STEW

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