An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns 
recounting their adventures at sea.  Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch
the seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies, "We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and a
giant wave swept me overboard.  Just as they were pullin' me out, a school 
of sharks appeared and one of 'em bit me leg off."
"Blimey!" said the seaman.  "What about the hook?"
"Ahhhh," mused the pirate, "we were boardin' a trader ship, pistols 
blastin' and swords swingin' this way and that.  In the fracas me hand got chopped
off."
"Zounds!" remarked the seaman.  "And how came ye by the eye patch?"
"A seagull droppin' fell into me eye," answered the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well," said the pirate, "it was me first day with the hook."

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