Thoughts of The Day

  If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
  he  become disoriented?
 
  If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from 
  Holland called 'Holes'?
 
  Why do we say something is ".....out of whack"?  What is a 'whack'?
 
  Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
 
  If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
 
  Why do women wear evening gowns to night-clubs?  Shouldn't they be
  wearing night gowns?
 
  If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 
  When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your
  two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
 
  Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
 
  Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  It's just stale bread to
  begin with.
 
  When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
 
  Why is a person who plays the piano called a 'pianist', but a person
  who drives a race car not called a 'racist'?
 
  Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
 
  Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
 
  If 'horrific' means to make horrible, does 'terrific' mean to make
  terrible?
 
  Why isn't 11 (eleven) pronounced onety one?
 
  "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
 
  Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
 
  If lawyers are 'disbarred' and clergymen 'defrocked', doesn't it
  follow that electricians can be 'delighted', musicians 'denoted',
  cowboys 'deranged', models 'deposed', tree surgeons 'debarked' and
  dry cleaners 'depressed'?
 
  Do Roman paramedics refer to "IV's" as "4's"?
 
  Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
  the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has
  wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
 
  If someone says 'you're the last person in the world i'd have sex with'
  does that mean i am still in with a chance?
  and how long will i have to wait??

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