Another Tasteless Joke
 
 
   A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball
   game.
 
   For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
   commands.
 
   When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going
   well. As the National Anthem started....the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts". 
   And the inmates complied by standing up.
 
   After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts". And they all sat back down in
   their seats.
 
   After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all 
   broke out into applause and cheers.
 
   Thinking things were going very well.....the doctor decided to go get a
   beer and a hot dog.......leaving his assistant in charge.
 
   When he returned there was a riot in progress.
 
   Finding his assistant, the doctor asked, "What happened?"
 
   The assistant replied, "Well...everything was going just fine until 
   this guy walked by and yelled "PEANUTS".
 

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