The Top 10 Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An Online
1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.
3. During sex, she screams, "A colon backslash enter insert!"
4. Lipstick on the mouse.
5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your software.
6. He has gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.