3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a
poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane.

The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?" The
schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well.
I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick
so he brought me here to be put to sleep.

The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?" The poodle
responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high strung.
I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I even
bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been
happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he
brought me here to be put to sleep.

The poodle and schnauzer ask the Great Dane why he is here. The Great
Dane responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday
she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down
to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when
nature took over and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the
doggie thing. I couldn't help myself. "

The poodle asks: "so your owner brought you here to be put to sleep?"

The Great Dane says: "No, I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."


 

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