There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle
of nowhere...

1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together
in a "menage a trios."
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman
is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at
the woman and started swimming.
The 2 American men are playing coconut-football and haven't noticed
that there is a woman.
The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and
setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the
picture, 'cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any.

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