Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are travelling through
Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at
a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula
jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them, through the
windscreen.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn.   "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windscreen wipers on. That will get rid of the
abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but
he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I
do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windscreen washer.  I filled it up with Holy
Water in the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windscreen washer.  Dracula screams
as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues
hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn. As Dracula hangs on.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn as she opens
the window and shouts, ... "Get the Fuck off our car!!"

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