You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of
Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer coloured.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum
skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer
so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with
fishing/bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over
to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defence
electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
land speeder.

You ever fantasised about Princess Leah wearing Daisy
Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you
have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that
Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to
treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with
redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the
cantina scene.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle"

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